The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I forget how to act sober
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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