i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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