You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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