The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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