Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
