she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Randomize
