I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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