People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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