Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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