oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
