glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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