we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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