4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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