Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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