Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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