windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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