It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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