Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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