Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
i think i just lost a toe
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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