i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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