Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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