I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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