if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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