I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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