thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Duck Duck Cougar?
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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