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(810): View more from Michigan

Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??

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(775): View more from Nevada

Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk

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(818): View more from California

His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar

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(512): View more from Texas

I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.

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(443): View more from Maryland

If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think

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(847): View more from Illinois

Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.

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