i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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