A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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