i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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