so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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