i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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