Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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