...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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