So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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