he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I need moral support for this bender
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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