After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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