Christians are straight up FREAKS
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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