Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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