I don't usually arrange sex via text message
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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