I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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