I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
We're using joints as your birthday candles
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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