No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize