S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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