I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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