You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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