I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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