Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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