dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
do nipples grow back?
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