he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
