Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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