Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Randomize
