You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You're like the curious george of whores
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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