wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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