i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
birth control should be required to get into college
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
