ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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You. Win. At. Life.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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