You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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