Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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