I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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